What is a baby?

Mom? Remember I said that I want a pet?

Yes honey. You do have pets, you have fish! And pretty soon you will have a baby sister, and that is almost the same thing.

I interjected a few seconds later

You know what she really is? A toy!
It’s a what?
I said, ‘she is really like a really cool toy!’

[brief pause ]

It’s not a toy…IT’S A PET!

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