On cereal-bowl sneezes:
Momma! I bleshooed my mihlk rightout!
On self-awareness:
DAYEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Calm down…little woman.
[hand on her hip] I am NOT a wittow woman;
[pause and then authoritatively] I’m a sissah.
On her first day / first moment in dance class:
Where’s the songs?
blief 
Good girl, glad to see she keeps things straight at your house!
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Awesome! I gotta remember to remember more of these funny moments.
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