ahhhhhhhhhh

My wireless network is now
* 100% functional
* with whole house coverage
* screaming broadband speeds
* and is adequately secure
* like it was about 6 months ago

And now I just jinxed myself; but right now I rejoice.

Rejoice is the right word too if you consider it carefully. I have transcended merely fixing something, it is more than just having un-broken something, it is a relief like waking up from that nightmare to realize you do still have your arm; there is a sense that I have formed life out of dirt.

It stems, I think…nay I KNOW, from the total domination of a technological glitch with a majestic shift from the frustrated and inferior servitude of Yes / No / Cancel. Indeed, we observe an epic shift over to the triumphant superiority of organic matter, using original thought, ferreting out the correct alignment of cold and unfeeling magnetic strips and silicone wafers…even if it did mean just following all those same unfeeling directions from start to finish without deviation like I swear I did the first time before I had to go and get all clever and make it so our laptop was a powerpalegic for six months while I indignantly blamed firmware upgrades.