You try, they do.

A parent likes to claim control.
A kid tends to take control.

A parent likes to claim influence.
A kid tends to exert influence.

If they both stay open and explore; who knows.

Dance? – nope
Soccer? – uhhhh NO.
Hula? – meh
Gymnastics? – sure?
Cheer? – whatever
Biking? – eh, when it’s warm
Making Movies? – if you do the hard part…
Math? – are you kidding?
Singing? – when I feel like it

Well you can’t watch YouTube all day.
ooookay.

Reading?– Hey, I like this.
yay

So…what are you doing now?
Writing a story – will you help me publish it online?

Yes, yes I will.

Let’s see where this goes.
http://stories-by-amelia.zwise.net/

writing monster

Kind a random

TheWeeOne surveyed the fridge in her nightie and socks, …for a while.

Pragmatically-minded I marked time in my head:
* One
* Two
* Three
* (close the door already?)

Luckily I curtailed the pragmatist and sensitively asked,

What are you looking for?

Something ta eaaat…

I breathed in, to speak plainly, but she is not one to leave obvious statements stranded for long.

Whirling on her heel, back tightly arched, shoulders awash on the words, she continued the stream,

…cause my tummy
is as big
as the sky
of Newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mexico!

2017 Snow days

An unusual snowstorm rolled through, in above freezing temperatures, and has closed school for two days.
It was between 6-7 inches at arms length from the patio – perhaps deeper were I to put on shoes.
no shoes? no accurate measurement.

Measurements aside, the event was fantastic.
Trees bowed down to it’s beauty.
breaking branches in wonderland.

Children (self included) squee’d for it’s accumulation.
A shin-high constitutional.

Elvis made an appearance.
ah huh huh!

Puppies (self included) essentially refused to surmount it’s obstacle to carry on business as usual.
Puppies are cute.

And lastly; monuments (erected with slave labor) were surmounted and admired by pilgrims both near and near.
I'm on top of the world!
Wikit and Tucker

My Tastebuds

What do you get when
A) You choose a low-carb / high-fat diet,
B) You are not clever/skilled with food preparation,
C) You tend towards the pragmatic end of the spectrum (i.e., you are cheap),
D) You do not have much time (i.e., you do not think about food in advance)

  • 1/2 medium avocado
  • 3 Tbsp Mustard
  • 1/2 cup Pepitas (pumpkin seeds)
  • 1 can Sardines (in Olive oil)

ROLF

….annnnnnd then enough hot sauce and pepper added to never…taste…again.

Bucket List

If you are looking for a bucket-list item here are a few.

  • Walk across your home state in 20 days
  • Climb a mountain
  • Get Arrested
  • wait…wha?

    Well, if you are my Great Aunt Hazel you don’t just put these on a lifetime bucket-list; you do them all in one year.

    Or in successive weeks – as the case may be. (Search term = Iowa Bakken Pipeline protest)
    Get Up Stand Up

    That’s right, just last week she was at 10,000 feet with me, BopOp, and Louie…
    And now she’s standing up for her beliefs related to oil pipeline construction across Iowa.

    I won’t put words in her mouth – her belief is likely to be very specific and was clearly actionable.
    I’m simply proud to be related to her and proud of her conviction.
    #FreeHazel