Snow Adventure

TheWeeOne and I started our adventure late today with a special delivery of some FrostingAngel cupcakes. The fact that it was snowing heavily in east Bellevue gave me the idea that we (WeeOne and I) should make sure that we got some fun in the snow along with it.

In true Puget Sound form the snow went as quickly as it came and so we boogied for the hills.

I landed us at the turn off at Tinkham Road and I-90. It would be more than adequate.

First we found some open snow – we snowangeled it.

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Then we sledded and made a foot high snowman with rocks for eyes and, available resources being what they were, a .38 caliber shell for a nose.

Then we went on an adventure in the woods:
Found an 8 inch icicle – we lollipopped it.
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Found a raging creek – we crossed it.
(You’ll understand if I didn’t capture a pic of this one.)

Found a huge stump – we conquered it.
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All in all, a pretty good adventure of a late afternoon.

Tomorrow, LaGrande dances.

The Emperors New TV

Whereupon I read the story.

This morning I read the original The Emperors New Clothes from a book of fairy tales given to LaGrande this Christmas.
Afterwards I marveled at Hans Christian Anderson’s astuteness and spent some time prattling on about where and how she/they might hear that saying in the world.

Whereupon they listen to me flap my gums

With LaGrande showing (feigning?) some interest I dove headlong into the complexities of the similes, analogies, and examples. Politics, the workplace, schools, and society (the proverbial they). Nothing was sacred.
I stressed the desire and the importance of being like the child in the story who finally says

He hasn’t anything on!

Speak the truth as you see it.

Whereupon I have the ‘truth’ spoken at me and see my future.

When I finally took a sufficient breath TheWeeOne looked up, drew a boxy shape in the air around my head and shoulders, then a long vertical line through that box, and plainly said,

PAUSE.

Then she ran off to the bathroom for a bio-break while I looked around to my support staff for an interpretation and explication of what just happened.

I supposed that she had drawn a pause sign in the air, and as a child of the OnDemand age, meant to pause me as she might Live TV.

I laughed heartily at this supposition but then she let on, when she returned, insisting that it wasn’t a pause button but rather a TV she had drawn around me with a line through it to turn it (me?) off.

If she was listening to the story of the Emperor and these swindlers, and I’m now quite clear that she was, she appears to have manufactured a Daddy-Pausing TV out of thin air.

Perhaps I should take note of when she’s matured sufficiently to fully understand the value in commodities such as this because I suspect she might try to sell that magical TV to me for a tidy sum.

Misery

TheWeeOne’s latest pop-culture infatuation is a kids cartoon on Netflix called Ruby Gloom.

I discovered her infatuation this morning when she emerged from her room and into the kitchen dressed like this

...loves company

…and announced in a gloomy voice,

Misery’s up.

Without knowing the show, and between guffaws, I looked up this Misery character.

TheWeeOne pulls it off pretty well…

Misery...

…excepting of course that the frown is fighting a losing battle with the super-sized grin.

It must be that dimple.

Short on story, long on photos

I’m far behind on sharing these days and in order to catch up I figure I can get the equivalent of thousands of words with the following pictures.

Some explication may ensue.

Let’s begin with Halloween shall we?
Some of you have seen these pictures but in the interest of market saturation; observe.

TheWeeOne went for a sweet look.
Mermaid Shortcake

While LaGrande went for something a little…darker.
Mermaid Twilight
If you know the Twilight Series, you may see the resemblance she was shooting for – namely Dakota Fanning’s character Jane. If you don’t know that series – I supply you with a Picture-in-Picture comparison right here.

Ahhh, back to my sweet daughter.
Mermaid Dreaming

Yikes!
Mermaid Vamping

Moving on to LaGrande’s birthday party a few days later – this is the cake that TheFrostingAngel made.
Butterfly Birthday Cake

Pardon me while I apologize to my future self for all of the faddish images with the blurry borders – they’re presets and right now they look pretty cool.

Sorry future self, I hope these pictures still look fine in five years.

Annnnnd, back to our show…on that birthday night 10 girls stayed the night and north of 15 friends attended the evening festivities. Suffice it to say, that’s a whole lot of pre-teen. ’nuff said.
Partayyyyy

Now I’m more or less caught up to yesterday in The Mermaid Chronicles whereby TheMermaids and I took our annual jaunt to Seattle to see Santa and this time we coupled the trip with a play at The 5th Avenue Theater…
Family of Mermaids

…to see another princess.
Mermaid Shortcake

TheMermaids look like they come by all this culture quite naturally.
Mermaid Shortcake

And finally, another traditional ride on the Carousel.
Carousel - yet another cultural reference

The picture with Santa will have to wait for another day.

Thanks

It doesn’t seem sufficient to only give formal thanks for the possibilities and opportunities at my (our) feet one day a year.

But right now, punch-drunk on tryptophan and simple carbohydrates I am lucky to muster a nap.

Thanksgiving.

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Lead

A large chunk of my afternoon was consumed by a very very small piece of lead.
I found this one in the kitchen sink hose (pull out handle).

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Two new ball valves (upgrades), a new hose found in a drawer at McLendons (thanks plumbing guy), a cut thumb (which means I’m done), and a huge mess in the kitchen later; sigh.
No bike maintenance tonight.

New Camera

We all know that we’ve had Halloween since the last time I’ve made a post.
In point of fact, there’s also been a birthday and an anniversary in this same time-frame and it appears I’m only a month in arrears.

So, there are pictures of those events, but that’s not what finally got me off my duff – it is (was?) my new camera.

Ya seeeee, in the weeks before Halloween I was busily engaged in making PacMan ghosts for my office costume party. TheWeeOne wanted to film, direct, bestGrip, and narrate “A Five Year Old’s Version of How It’s Made”.

What is quite clear to me know is that while Wee excels at filming, directing, and narrating (for a five year old) the machinations of a costume build her grip is rather typical for a five year old.

So, I upgraded!

After some research, I came to realize that our iPhones are suitable as point-and-shoot, have with us anywhere cameras, and that paying a premium for a good quality, “take anywhere” compact camera wasn’t an operating goal of mine any longer. So, I moved up the chain (and in the process COMPLETELY ignored some rather good advice about DSLR’s from my friendly neighborhood photo-geek) and traded a Canon SX40HS for some CreditCard points we’ve accumulated.

My targets were:

    • long optical zoom lens – check.
    • decent low-light imagery (low noise) – check
    • very fast frame-per-second option – check
      (These 1st three were must haves based on my expected usage shooting poorly lit dancers at a distance who tend to jump around a lot)
    • small enough to carry in a purse or small bag – check

(This and $$ were the biggest reasons for ignoring aforementioned photo-geek)

  • powerful enough to enable good manual features – check
  • macro options – check
  • RAW support – zzzzzt!
    (but with CHDK, I may not have to wait long…but that’s another post)
  • Canon if possible – check
    (I’m not married to Canon but since TheMommy and I generally know the interface, well, there is value in familiarity)
  • Good video capabilities – check

So, here are some sample shots to get things started.

With a long lens, it turns out, image stabilization is rather necessary to counteract shake. This camera has an excellent pre-set feature for taking low-light photos, without a tripod.

Check out this shot of the moon on a clear night.

Do you see the mountain goat?

Pretty awesome – and at 100% crop, with no retouching, you can see some blurring and jaggy jpg’s

M-O-O-N that spells Moon.

The way it does this low-light anti-blur thing is it takes four shots in rapid succession, each one likely too low to see much individually – but then the camera lines them up a little bit (stabilize) and stacks them together, on the fly, to make one good (perhaps) image.

You can see what happens then if a moving subject enters the scene.

Ghost cars and bike lanes

But seriously, the bike lane marker and other things in the background?! Not blurry.
This won’t really help with moving dancers methinks, unless I can call it artistic, but it sure is fun to play with on still subjects.

The feature on this camera I know I’ll use is it’s super zoom; The range is (35mm equivalent) 24-840mm which I’m told is the equivalent of three separate SLR/DSLR lenses. Granted the quality won’t exceed those three lenses but, I am much less likely to A) bring three lenses to a performance and B) have the right one on at the right time. I still may not get zoomed in/out all the way in time but…I’ll take that tradeoff.

Check out the image stabilized, wide angle, low-light mode, shot of downtown Seattle from Alki.

Seattle from Alki

But you know, without any retouching, a 100% crop of this picture shows, whatever you call that – lots of bleeding lights – and quite a bit of noise. Not pretty at 100%.

Seattle from Alki 100 percent crop

So, let’s zoom in all the way, don’t change a thing on the settings and see what a 100% crop of The Space Needle will look like.

Space Needle from Alki 100 percent crop

Now, that’s pretty cool. Put that sucker on a tripod in manual mode and you might resolve people in them-thar windows.

And, since you’ve made it this far, I’ll demonstrate the results to be had using the ultra-fast, 10 frames per second mode. What better than two TheMermaids jumping…

…off the bed…

One little monkey jumping on the bed

…and off the ground.

One BIG monkey jumping

Both of these were middle shots of 6-8 pictures – the other shots weren’t quite as impressive although interesting to look at in succession.
This mode, unrestrained, does tend to fill up memory rather rapidly. More to come.

Impressive

Last night, just before bed, TheWeeOne did something I was never able to do.
Let me ‘splain.

See, she has this loose tooth that she really wanted out of her mouth and she had this romantic idea that she could tie some dental floss to her tooth, the other end to a doorknob, and then shut that door WHAM!

It didn’t go exactly like that.

First we I tied a slip knot to the tooth and I predicted,

We’re only going to get one chance at this.

Boy was I going to be wrong.

After we were all prepped LaGrande was fretting in the living room and called out,

WeeOne! After you’re done, and when you cry, I want to come and run and give you a hug and I don’t care if you get blood on my shirt okay?!!

TheMommy held her tight and I pushed the door…

WHAM!

From the other room,

What happened??!

The slip knot slipped off.

So TheMommy refitted the slip knot lower and held her tight, LaGrande was now fretting in the bathroom next to us, I pushed the door and…

WHAM!

The floss stretched to it’s maximum tension and stayed put on both ends with only the slightest wimper from TheWeeOne. So we released the tension and stepped back a step. I was incredulous at the bravery here, I NEVER would have done this as a kid.

TheMommy held, LaGrande fretted, the third countdown and…

WHAM! klink klink

That was it. The tooth was out, clearly, it landed on the counter next to a pile of who-tails.
Narry a cry, narry a whimper, the only thing we got out of her, with her tongue firmly planted on the roof of her mouth, was

Ah donh’ lahk ‘a tayst a’

Toofless

 

 

Software and The Hat

I like hats, hats are neat. They add character that often makes walking around and just being generally more interesting.

But I don’t need a hat. Right?
I don’t need a hat any more than I need another bike…okay bad analogy…but you get my drift.

That is, until I shaved my head – I have a whole new respect for hats (and hair) and I realize that the sun can be FREAKISHLY hot sometimes and the rain and the wind can be equally, freakishly cold and you know, moths sometimes think my crazy-white head is a light source. (That last one is no lie, just ask Apryl.)

The point here is: If you’re bald there is a very real and describable need for the hat.

What the HAY-L does this have to do with software? Scratch that – start over.
What the HAY-L does this have to do with understanding what you need your software to do?

Everything.

Many people, most in my experience, talk about what they want their software to do. They have meetings, they write it down, they make the words very specific, they labor over very specific turns of phrases, and they publish what they wrote.

A few days/weeks/months later, once the software is written and working the people who use it must wonder

What the HAY-L?

Ya know…I must really like my new phonetic spelling of a good-ol-boy cuss word.

What the HAY-Y happened between that meeting and what was written down and labored over and described and published and what it is that I am trying to do now?!

They tend not to match.

If you see this too then stop just talking. Go live the need for a while.

Go live in their world, go be one of them, go sit down and listen (REALLY listen) to what the people that use your software are saying/doing/feeling. If you don’t then you won’t have a clue of what they really need. The words (that were written by a committee anyway) won’t mean anything and the software will suffer.

It’ll suck.

Unless you do it this way you won’t know that the bald ones really, Really, REALLY, do need the hat.
If you want to create better software, that doesn’t suck – go shave your head.