Disneyland Part 1

So, the return flight has started, my girls are sleeping (or trying to), let’s blog. *
All the books claim that most kids answer the question

What was your favorite part of Disneyland?

with the answer

The swimming pool at the hotel.

Long story short, our experience was no different.

It might have been meeting Ariel, or riding the Big Thunder Railroad, the Grizzly Bear Whitewater Rafting Run, talking extensively with Alice and The Mad Hatter, riding Space Mountain three times (and inexplicably spying trees therein), hugging Minnie Mouse, or driving any of the many automobiles around their respective parks, or even the longest and most expensive ride of them all, the 737.

Those would be the favorites of a certain Mommy and Daddy. While an independent observer may have taken careful note of the starstruck looks and the enviable screams of joy followed by the common refrain

Is that the real…
…Cinderella?
…Ariel?
…Mickey The Mouse?
…hot lava?
…fire?
…[insert another punchline, character, or effect]?

they may have come to a similar conclusion as The Mommy and The Daddy.
But that same casual and independent observer would have likely heard the same answer to the common question;

The swimming pool.

That may sound like a bad thing but it was not. The aforementioned joy was no less real and no less incredulous by this repeated answer. The metaphysics of reality aside, it certainly was a real good time and now we know that we can go to Wild Waves or, for that matter, any local Super 8 Motel for the vacation dreams are made of.

Stay tuned for part 2 and some special stories that individually made the trip worth it.

(Note: I wrote this on the plane ride home but posted it tonight, a couple days later.)

Bussin n bloggin

Imagine that, I am actually writing in my online blog editor whilst riding the bus. This bus somehow has a WiFi connection such that I can do my best to type and mouse around on a bouncy flouncy jouncy trouncy fun Fun FUn FUN.

The most wonderful thing about bussin n bloggin is I’m the only one,

IIIIIIIIIIIIII’m the only one.

still typing

I hit 62 WPM today on my benchmark typing test.
I also had 16 errors per minute.

I have plateaued a little bit, seeing slower increases in speed and iterative increases in accuracy ( I have the backspace key very well in hand).
There is no doubt that there is far less hand movement typing Dvorak than Qwerty. That is worth it alone.

coffee

I had this small idea for a brief little post this AM to share with you my touristy side about how I got my first coffee at the worlds first Starbucks on my way to work but right after I took my first sip my idea changed.

Right before I left my previous job in Auburn I was turned onto the idea of ordering “good” (organic, fair trade, shade grown, [insert cause here] ) coffee from a place called Grounds for Change. Angela and I gave it a run and found it to be just fine and morally better than some other alternatives, so we stuck with it.

The original conversation that led to the first order included relatively disparaging remarks about the quality and taste of Starbucks coffee. It is over-roasted, burnt and (paraphrasing) generally tastes crappy. I agreed conversationally but inside gave the thought a modest and relatively uninterested ‘psh, coffee is coffee’.

It has been about a year now, after my move downtown, and I have been taste testing various coffee houses, trying to develop a sense for which location I prefer, which has the best ‘flavor’ etc. Granted I tend to sweeten my coffee to the point where I am comparing the flavor of sugars as much as the flavor of coffee but there is still adequate comparisons (as long as I put a lot of sugar in all of them). hehe

During that time I have mostly consumed Starbucks Sumatra blend, which they supply at the office, and it is generally adequate. Also recently I watched a documentary on PBS called Black Gold and that turned me onto a particular coffee that they happen to sell at Grounds For Change, it is Ethiopia “Yirgacheffe”.

I tried it for the first time last night and I am not disappointed. It is very good and morally rewarding as well. Somehow, buying this coffee makes me feel like I am helping out the underdog in Ethiopia rather than the Big Dog in [insert suburb here]. I know that almost all underdogs want to become Big Dogs and we tend to have a soft spot for underdogs in The United States of Big Dog…but that is a different thread.

All this to come to the point that as I performed my duty this morning, finally stopping at the first Starbucks to use my giftcard, and swallowing my first sip of…ACK!! over-roasted, burnt, and a basically crappy tasting cup of coffee. The Ethiopians and opinionated Existentialists have ruined me, and now (if I end up really taking to coffee) I won’t be able to walk into any city in the world, walk three blocks, and enjoy the resulting caffeinated beverage. It just doesn’t taste good anymore.

A good weekend

So last week I worked 33 hours in 3 days and because of the extra effort I was able to take Friday off.
Couldn’t have been a better day, beautiful and sunny.

The run down and “relaxation” of the weekend began.

Friday
We took Abby to school
Mailed the first homeowners association newsletters
We took Abby to Ballet (Friday is busy for a little 4 year old)
After that Abby/Madison and Emma and I went to Taco Bell for “crunchy lobsters”.
Then we picked up Mommy from her class came home and went to bed…at least that is what the girls did.
I was on my way to Tony’s house for some XBox friday night until…

Saturday
2:45 (Guitar Hero II, You Rock!)
Then up at 06:40 with Lucas and Lexi and a bit later Tony, Tom, Ryan, and I golfed a round of 18 in Snohomish.
Back home by 15:00 to meet up with my beautiful and fabulous wife for our first date in about 12 months.We hit Etta’s downtown on the advice of my brother. We scored a window seat when we walked in simultaneously with a cancellation and overall it was excellent food and a good visit.

Sunday
Up like the Army at the crack of dawn to the unique reveille of a one year old, The General and I decided to make a surge and throw even more energy at the weekend. So we headed to Seattle again, this time to the Science Center. It was Earth Day the 22nd so all bus rides were free. Abby had a blast riding the bus

I’ve never been on a bus before!
You haven’t?!
No, not even on a school bus er nuttin.

So the day couldn’t be a failure with a start like that, and it wasn’t. We “experienced” the Grossology exhibit in building 4 and the good ol standbys in buildings 2 and 3 like touching salt water creatures, dinosaur robots, and planetary gravitation by proxy, as seen through the eyes of a marble and a parabolic funnel.

Turns out it was probably a good warm-up for Disneyland which is imminent.
The only thing that wasn’t at the Science Center were the rides and a giant Minnie Mouse the size of a forklift.

This explains a lot

I heard once that we (humans) are wired to be curious, the same way we are wired to think babies are cute. Not only is it fun but it serves a further purpose (and for the continentals out there it serves a better purpose BECAUSE it is fun). The elation we feel when we invent or discover something may be that which keeps us curious and helps to explain our rapid and sometimes exponential technological advancement over the past one hundred thousand years.

There are those behaviors that seem to defy explanation, like messiness or procrastination. One side of my family (at least) seems to have taken a second helping and as evidence I present our individual garages.

’nuff said.

This morning I am happy to report that I have discovered the explanation for that trait summed up beautifully by a child’s author; it is a selectable trait indeed.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
AA Milne

So now all of you organizers (our cleaner-halfs you might say) can rest easy, kick back and watch the party, and revel with us in our discoveries.

My Mermaid

First a little logic problem for you.

Abby is my daughter.
Madison is a mermaid.
Abby is Madison.
——
Therefore Abby is Madison and also a mermaid.

OK she is going to be a mermaid…when she grows up.
Oh alright she is at least going to be a mermaid for Halloween next year.

And she has the hair to prove it.

We recently screened the movie Splash at our house about 8 times in 8 days. Well that is a slight exaggeration, it was more like 6 times in 5 days.

And despite some of the sophomoric humor, some PG-13 language, and crude mid 80’s kicks Abby…er…Madison saw right through all that to the heart of the matter. The love story and the mermaid and the kinky hair. Oh and Alan, formerly known as Tom Hanks, now known as me.

My name is eeeeeeeee yyyyyyeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

My numbers today

16.5 – The miles I rode to work this morning.
12.3 – The avg mph on that ride.
2 – The temperature outside when I arrived.
80 – The number of minutes the ride took.
15 – The number of minutes Andy was late to the meeting place for having awakened late.
54.4 – My WPM in Dvorak on the “common” words typing test I took this AM.
5.4 – The mistakes per minute during that same test.

256 – Just a random number I felt like typing.