Trick or treat 2006

Snow White had a successful haul of candy and Dopey tried her best to get a nap in the cold, it wasn’t happening.
We tracked all over the hilltop and got many adoring looks from The Princesses’ growing fan base.

Too bad I couldn’t get a great representational picture but here are some attempts that document the event.
Snow White and Dopey waiting to go.
Snow White and Dopey
Ms White posing for her adoring fans.
Ms White to the cottage! Ms Snow White, please report to the dwarf cottage!
Emma makes a good Dopey; doesn’t say much, big dreamy eyes, eats soap. Hi Dopey
This is the best shot I have of Abby in her new red hooded cloak that Mommy made. She wore it all day and became Lucy (from Narnia), Little Red Riding Hood, and Snow White all in one day.
Cloak and dagger
I experienced the “can’t capture the grandeur of the landscape with the teeny tiny point and shoot” camera tonight. The dark, the excitement, and the camera conspired against me for suitable live action shots.

Pumpkin warmup

Haven’t taken the time to update pictures recently so I get backed up like this and then dump six at once. I still promise a shot or two of Snow White and Dopey. But here are a few recent pictures to precede All Hallows Eve.

So we went to the patch…
The wheelbarrow saved the day
Saw one we liked…
Warm little punkin
Picked it…
peep pluck
Took em home and carved em…
ritualistic disembowlment of an otherwise untoward squash
Decided we liked this one too much…
Mine all mine
So we kep’ her.
Couldn't see sticking a candle in there

Geek o’ the week

Well my geek quotient went up a little bit tonight.
Despite the fact that I am blogging at 3 – no 2AM I am doing it from my re-invigorated Powerbook.

Infused with a self-installed new 100GB 7200RPM drive and partitioned for easy upgrading. The real geek factor is that I enjoyed taking this thing apart and only had a mild panic attack when lifting off the connector for the trackpad made a distinct cricking noise as if I had lifted the piece right off the motherboard. I am proud to say I don’t have another entrant in my “I broke this” category. In fact, this one could go in a VERY small category known as “I fixed this”.
I took about 15-20 pictures of the process that I may post someday, if I feel like it.

But ahhhhhh, it feels good to have her back. She is fast, secure, portable, and if I am lucky, it means that I will actually be able to update you all a little more without freezing my toes negative impact. More news, more pictures, less time.
It is ALL good.

Coming soon!
Pumpkins and princesses and dwarves.

I have no idea what you are talking about…

so here’s a picture of my daughter with a pancake on her head.

Who we talkin 'bout?

Lest you think I am responsible, hear this now;
Abby did this of her own free will with no encouragement…in fact before you go hog-wild I wasn’t even there. Emma happens to be a hapless innocent, imposed upon by her sister, and if you must know Momma took the picture.

And somehow none of them yet know anything about the internet and bunnies with pancakes on their heads.

Okay…now you can go hog-wild.

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no pancakes were harmed in the making of this blog.

Smart Disk Status: Failing

That is the message my laptop finally revealed to me late last week. So, did I really break Eleanor?* It seems not. It seems there was simply had a hardware problem that was inevitable and unavoidable. Nothing I did, looks like a classic #2 Case – Obtuse.
Now, whether it was because he took pity on me or through some sense of perhaps misguided and definitely reinforced (by me) responsibility for his own software installation Brad has been invaluable and helped me diagnose and find out much information regarding the reporting structure within Eleanor. His final bit of advice, which resonates on many levels.

…take the mentally conservative, financially liberal approach and buy a new harddrive.

I might have to snail mail that one to BopOp as he completely “off the grid” right now.

Next steps. First, I order a new hard-drive, bigger, faster, cheaper; that is what makes me happy about technology.
Then I crack open Eleanor’s case and perform what has been coined “moderately difficult” surgery.

Then…on to Shelly (my iPod shuffle) to figure out why she is mis-behaving.
* MacFans refer to machines by name. My other Mac is named Lily. Of course when hard-drives go out and flash drives do the hokey pokey “stupid machine” pretty much covers it.

a new language

well, holy cow, you guys are all fired up about french and subterfuge and runny noses and all that. It is about time I brought this back to the level. I have a new entry into the language…brains.

Abby, you have something on your chest, lemme see. (reaching)
NO! It’s nothing. nevermind (pause) Let me go look at it in the mirror.
Ok.

It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it. It’s just brains.
It’s What?! (slight concern registering on my brow)
Just brains see. (as she pulled her skin tightly revealing the detailed topography of her venous system)
Just all the blue brains. It’s okay. They’re fine.

I didn’t catch on right away but when I finally caught the transition I couldn’t maintain a poker face.
She must have asked 4 times what Mommy and Daddy were laughing at.

She should be adequately prepared for derisive children in kindergarten.

Er, Uh, Ur, ahhhh

Wow, so many good ideas for separate. I thought I had it with the bookend thing, but then the “a rat” held sway but I think James takes the cake with, a good day golfing. Se(e), Par, Ate
I respond positively to some seriously strange levels of abstraction and James abstracts that. Thanks. 🙂

Now, something else that I thought of after reading the
conscience
conscientious
conscious

is just how difficult it must be for someone to learn to write English. It may be easy to speak, as Mark Twain so eloquently argued in this essay The Awful German Language, but it certainly isn’t easy to spell.

My favorite example , is earth. I know I may have just shot myself in the foot as a writer by interrupting you with the inestimable Mr. Twain but I am pushing on.
Earth sounds like Urth.
Lets see what other sounds EA make.

Tear (which one? The drop or angry paper?)
Bear (but that sounds like Mare?)
Each (which is a lot like speech.)
Lead (which one again? The followers focus or Pb?)

That is all I can think of.

you gotta keep’em separated

I think everyone has one (or more) of those words that they just can’t spell.

No matter how hard you try, you always find yourself checking with the dictionary.
My word is ‘separate’ or ‘seperate’…no separate. (I had to look it up)
I have tried and tried to ‘remember’ the correct spelling but I am constantly second guessing myself and I can never remember which direction I second guessed last time.

Does anyone have an idea or a mnemonic for how I can quash this annoyance?
Does anyone care to expose their own spelling silver bullet?

Maybe blief can help.
Ask blief.

First day of school

Last Thursday was Abby’s first day of school.

In a nutshell, she took it in stride and left Mom and Dad in an unexpected place.

What do we do now?
I guess we go home.
I thought we said we weren’t going to rush her in there?
Well, I guess she had other plans.
Yeah

She didn’t even look back over her shoulder. Then when we picked her up 2 hours later everything was said in ALL CAPS!

I HAD FUNNNNNNNN! I MADE DOTS! I CAN EVEN DO THE MONKEY BARS!

I guess we have done good so far. Here is a before picture.
full battle gear