I wish I could have these conversations on demand – but they are not at my whim.
TheWeeOne and I had just finished reading a (ridiculously simple) little book whose punchline was “triple mint snow-cones”.
And I had some very hot dinner in my bowl.
These grits are hot man! Like the opposite of snow cones!
Water is the opposite of snow.
What? Wh…Really, why do you say that?
Because hot is the opposite of cold, and when you make snow hot it turns into water.[smile]
Let’s pause the conversation here for a minute and reflect back to a day in the not too distant past when I asserted to (or agreed with?) Monya that air was the opposite of water while in another breath confirming water to be the opposite of dirt.
I think, at the time, BopOp was confounded that we were able guess “the password” using such clues. Contextually, it still might make sense – but I definitely noted that I would have to tell BopOp about water’s other opposite, later.
Then I prodded:
What about steam?
Ok?
Well steam is really hot water right?
Yes.
So what is the opposite of steam?
Water.
[laughing] But you just got done saying that snow was the opposite of water?! [still chuckling]
No. I said water was the opposite of snow.
[laughing stopped]
oh.
Whoa. I hadn’t thought that the opposite relationship might not be considered commutatitive
I said something weak like ‘ok, jus checking’. I mean, you know, who am I to imply that I know the true nature of opposite-ness?
And I wasn’t the only one who had paused to reflect.
Wee suddenly asked;
What’s the opposite of middle?
[barglegsh] I…don’t…know. [at least not any more]
Ahead of me a step, Wee looked over at the computer and said with a lilt
I’ll look it up?
Sweeter words were not yet spoken. I’m not really sure how many times I’ve refused to answer a question and told TheMermaids to look something up. So, I enthusiastically assisted her spelling and she typed her query into The Oracle The Google.
Astonishingly that same question had been posed before, online, and then even answered. But to m y mind the answer was like a long-winded, throw-the-book-out-the-window-dead-poets-society-style fashion. [Yawp!]
I tried to sum it up for Wee.
Well this guy says that there is no opposite of middle, that it can’t have one.
She smiled-ish at me with a combination of we’d-discovered-something-together but with a somethings-still-bothering-me wrinkle in her brow. Lucky for me I think I’m learning a little bit about how to keep these balls rolling.
But don’t take this guys word for it! I mean he says ‘middle has no opposite’ but what do you think?
[and without even pausing]
How about outside?
[What the…?!!] You mean the opposite of middle is outside?
Yeah, like the middle of my body and the outside of my body.
Still trying to get it straight I made three points on the table with my hands, let’s refer to them as A, B, and C. In retrospect, I think I over-simplified her idea by making it ‘linear’ when her idea might be/have been more 3D, but I said,
So you mean that A is here and C is over there and B is in the middle and so then both A and C are the opposite of B?
Yeah. [another smile]
Hm…And all of this space between A and C is like what…just the inside?
Yep.
Ok – ya know, I can go for that…but what about this spot – halfway between B and C.
???
Isn’t that also a middle?
[the question marks resolved and a big smile came across her face and she said.] Whoaaa coool!
I wasn’t expecting that AT ALL, but it certainly made me happy.
Either she was seriously intrigued or something just popped or…ummmm…perhaps it was something in the middle. 🙂
However it is I was pretty revved up and really wanted to see where else we might find ourselves when she grinned a wide sheepish grin and asked,
Can I look up Strawberry Shortcake videos?
There was something like a big whooshing sound in my head, I was still elated about this little exchange, but I made myself capitulate because, again, you can’t force this stuff.
Or as Miracle Max said in The Princess Bride “You rush a miracle-man and you get rotten miracles.”
Yep. You can look up Strawberry Shortcake videos.
And I do have to remember that she is only six.
Six and three quarters!