a new language

well, holy cow, you guys are all fired up about french and subterfuge and runny noses and all that. It is about time I brought this back to the level. I have a new entry into the language…brains.

Abby, you have something on your chest, lemme see. (reaching)
NO! It’s nothing. nevermind (pause) Let me go look at it in the mirror.
Ok.

It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it. It’s just brains.
It’s What?! (slight concern registering on my brow)
Just brains see. (as she pulled her skin tightly revealing the detailed topography of her venous system)
Just all the blue brains. It’s okay. They’re fine.

I didn’t catch on right away but when I finally caught the transition I couldn’t maintain a poker face.
She must have asked 4 times what Mommy and Daddy were laughing at.

She should be adequately prepared for derisive children in kindergarten.

Er, Uh, Ur, ahhhh

Wow, so many good ideas for separate. I thought I had it with the bookend thing, but then the “a rat” held sway but I think James takes the cake with, a good day golfing. Se(e), Par, Ate
I respond positively to some seriously strange levels of abstraction and James abstracts that. Thanks. 🙂

Now, something else that I thought of after reading the
conscience
conscientious
conscious

is just how difficult it must be for someone to learn to write English. It may be easy to speak, as Mark Twain so eloquently argued in this essay The Awful German Language, but it certainly isn’t easy to spell.

My favorite example , is earth. I know I may have just shot myself in the foot as a writer by interrupting you with the inestimable Mr. Twain but I am pushing on.
Earth sounds like Urth.
Lets see what other sounds EA make.

Tear (which one? The drop or angry paper?)
Bear (but that sounds like Mare?)
Each (which is a lot like speech.)
Lead (which one again? The followers focus or Pb?)

That is all I can think of.

you gotta keep’em separated

I think everyone has one (or more) of those words that they just can’t spell.

No matter how hard you try, you always find yourself checking with the dictionary.
My word is ‘separate’ or ‘seperate’…no separate. (I had to look it up)
I have tried and tried to ‘remember’ the correct spelling but I am constantly second guessing myself and I can never remember which direction I second guessed last time.

Does anyone have an idea or a mnemonic for how I can quash this annoyance?
Does anyone care to expose their own spelling silver bullet?

Maybe blief can help.
Ask blief.

First day of school

Last Thursday was Abby’s first day of school.

In a nutshell, she took it in stride and left Mom and Dad in an unexpected place.

What do we do now?
I guess we go home.
I thought we said we weren’t going to rush her in there?
Well, I guess she had other plans.
Yeah

She didn’t even look back over her shoulder. Then when we picked her up 2 hours later everything was said in ALL CAPS!

I HAD FUNNNNNNNN! I MADE DOTS! I CAN EVEN DO THE MONKEY BARS!

I guess we have done good so far. Here is a before picture.
full battle gear

firsts, seconds, and thirds

Firstly, let me say thanks to Abigail, Amelia, Gramma, Grumpy, Maggie, Grampa E, Bop-Op, Monya, James, Jamey G, Arthur, and my beautiful and hardworking wife Angela for a very enjoyable weekend celebration. Singing, laughing, towheads running around; it kinda felt like The Waltons. We even had the 21st century version of ‘G’night John-boy’ when The Towheads slept over in the basement.

Secondly, I have some work to do to complete my post on Philosophy and Children from before but I have some helpful comments to synthesize before I do. Thanks also for the thoughtful commentary.

Thirdly, and in this case lastly, I need to keep the show going so I have some pictures for your delight, some of my favorites from this weekend and last.

with an aura
This is blurry but I think that it enhances and is compounded by the serenity of Abigail’s expression.

abby with friends, lucas and lexi
Good friends, Lexi, Lucas, and Abigail.

emma with great-gramma elynor
Amelia and Great Gramma shared a few moments.

are you ready?!!!
Anyone who has/has had colicky children knows they don’t like to sit still. I come from a long line of ancy personalities and so I understand the need for action. Colic and stillness are particularly unfriendly bedfellows so Emma may have a double dose of ants-in-her-pants. One thing that has recently proven to reliably distract Emma’s attention can only be found Sunday afternoons. Believe it or not, the girl loves football.

Also born of scientific stock I have tried a few control mechanisms:

Changing channels? No good, she begins to squirm in under 30 seconds.
Change back? Yep, when she finishes her squirm-fit she is happy once again.
Pre-Game show? Nope, Madden drives her batty.
Post-Game highlights? Nada, she has a thirst for the real deal.

This has been going two weeks straight now and so far she seems to like professional better than collegiate,
I haven’t asked about her favorite team yet.

Philosophy and Children

We’ve all heard the saying ‘Children are natural scientists.’
They look at, touch, taste, hear, and generally inspect EVERYTHING from toilet seats to pine needles every day until something happens somewhere along the way that drubs the curiosity right out of them. Either that or they become scientists. I think the awareness of the need for science education in schools is generally high and typically the US is very pragmatic about the requirement. “We will be technologically behind the curve without a strong scientific base!” is probably a plank in every political stump speech from here to there. The execution on that goal may be anecdotally or even systemically questioned every step of the way but most people and institutions with clout think science is important.

How many people think philosophy is important?
How many people know what philosophy is? I have encountered many people who think philosophers, at worst, do/did a lot of mind bending drugs or, at best, do/did very little of anything related to actual coursework in college. Part of the problem is their perception and part of the problem is “in college”.
Let me talk about this in my own way by asking another question:

Have you ever heard a child say ‘Why?’ ?

“Why is the sky blue?” is the type of question that previous generations worried about but I would claim that the aforementioned science education in this country (and others) make that question relatively easy to answer (or at least approximate) for many people. With the explosion of the information age, it is even easier to look up.

What about these questions?:
“Why is it wrong?”
“Why do I perceive the sky as blue?”
“Why do you like that painting?”

If you have never heard a child ask those questions before then you probably haven’t been poked with “Why?” long enough to answer the poor little struggling philosopher with “Because I said so” leaving them in a dry riverbed facing the mind’s equivalent of a flash flood. Children want to learn why, they CAN’T WAIT to learn why. The connections they are making and the inputs they are processing are happening with the urgency of so much water.

So What?
What if we could arm the next generation with the tools to investigate why things are unethical? or pretty? or hierarchical? or blue? Don’t lose focus here, I am not talking about “Why the sky is blue” I am talking about “Why BLUE is blue?”.
I am not trying to be profound or patronizing, just descriptive. That is philosophy. Trying to understand what really exists, trying to understand what it means to be wrong or right, trying to understand what it means to be pretty or ugly, and how we can even really ever “know” any of that. And lastly, even if I purport to recognize what is there, if it is wrong, and when it is ugly how can I communicate it to another person so they too might understand why?

It is different from science, it is different from rhetoric (politics), and less understood but unequivocally true it is different from theology. Those all have their place in varying degrees and locations but no politician is claiming that “We will be behind the curve of UNDERSTANDING without a strong base in philosophy!” They don’t say that because they fail to actually understand philosophy and they don’t have to tools to wonder about figuring it out. That and the more pragmatic reason (from a politicians perspective), because most of us in the world still answer “Because I said so”. I have done it too.

We should start educating our children in philosophy now and not wait for college or self discovery so our children can have a meaningful discussion with our grand-children about why blue is blue. This isn’t trivial and if you consider this trite or if you think what I claim doesn’t have value then my rhetoric stinks, not philosophy.

The Northwest Center for Philosophy for Children is run by philosophers for the last 10 years from the University of Washington and among other things the organization includes a recommended reading list for children of all ages to introduce philosophy and critical thinking skills.

Everyone is behind the curve without philosophers just the same as everyone is behind the curve without scientists.

DDD Day

Typically I think I am an “original content” kinda guy* but this one is just too cool and I have to share.

What you should see is a scientist from New York demonstrating a next step in computer user interface. If you’ve seen The Matrix or Minority Report you know to what I refer.
Abby? Someday when you are in say…10th grade and doing your classwork on this thing I want to come in for Daddy-Daughter-Digital-Day and you can show me how to make this sucker hum allright?!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PLhMVNdplJc

* Take notice that I didn’t say ‘quality content’ or even ‘worthwhile content’, those are like beauty, in the eye of the bholder [sic]. But usually anyway it is MY content.

better service

Tired of Muzak on the phone while waiting for a person?Worse yet advertisements while you wait?
How about those patronizing one-size-fits-all messages ‘…our menu options have recently changed.’?

Phone calls are supposed to make things more convenient than standing in line, and they have, but a lack of creativity and an “industrial age” mentality applied to “service calls” and the so-called Service Industry has led to databases and websites DEDICATED to showing consumers how to actually get through to a person rather than figure out how to navigate a phone menu. Argh.
As a usability enthusiast, I cringe.

For those of you interested in the hope of better service take note of this address: At least it is going in the right direction.

http://gethuman.com

Note especially their simple standards list.
http://gethuman.com/earcon/standard.html

Does this mean I have joined the cause? yep.