100 Miles of Nowhere

I’m certifiable – I must be.
I stand at my desk, I recline on my bike, I type in Dvorak (on a QWERTY keyboard) and I’ve even recently shaved off a perfectly good head of hair.

What have I done now you ask? I’ve gone and paid good money to ride my bike 100 miles by myself around in circles just because some equally certifiable blogger did it three years ago and then somehow got 500 friends to do it with him – and the thing is, I’m psyched to do it.

Okay, rationalizing now…the money goes for a good cause – Livestrong, yeah yeah. I know plenty of people with cancer who’d appreciate the thought, and I do think of you.
I’ll get some schwag, and a shirt, mostly stuff I don’t want or need.
And I don’t really have money to burn right now but…what am I saying – I’m doing it because it is just goofy enough and somehow cool enough to appeal to that part of me that still remembers what it’s like to dig a hole, an all day hole, for the heck of it.
The part that likes to sleep outside in the rain BECAUSE it’s raining.
The part that once counted 3,000 cars passing by on the way home from Granny’s house.
The part that once dared myself to slap a bee faster than it could sting me.

But did I really have to publicly pick a course with a combined elevation gain of 11,811 feet? (not that I’ve counted) simply because it happens to be part of a 1.0069 mile loop right outside my front door?
Ok – yes, yes I did, for the same reason I tried to slap that bee and…well…I wasn’t faster than the bee.

But I’m older now (much older) and wiser and meh, what’s a hill or two…or one hundred.
The real hard part is going to be keeping track of my laps.

I’ll come up with something.

Not so Wee anymore

TheWeeOne turns five tomorrow – but we celebrated with 8 other little girls yesterday. It was an Under The Sea Tea Party and there were Jellyfish on the ceiling, Mermaids on the wall, turtles in the window, and BigFish in the hall.

[hmm, that sorta sounds like some sort of post-modern, disney,…ahh….country song…ermmm, never mind]

TheWeeOne had Ariel painted on her face…
Not such a Wee Mermaid anymore.

And of course, TheMommy created an amazing cake.
Under the Sea? How about Under A Sugar Coma!

I also took a page out of The HeidiCoaster handbook and did my first ever birthday interview.

What do you like best about being 5?
I dunno Daddy, that looks like a number two?

Ooookay, Are you a big girl now, or are you still a little girl?
Big girl…
…and I love to play and sing and swing on some swings and every time I’m a baby I go on the baby swing and I’m very fast don’t you know that Daddy?

Yes you are…What do you think that the next year will bring?
Some stuff I like.
[pause]
and I love to play and sing and…
but you just said that?
…but I love to sing even more than more.

What are you looking forward to the most on your birthday?
All I like the best is my Move Barbie Spray and a mermaid flying Barbie?
What is move Barbie Spray?
It’s spray and when you spray it on barbies they move all by themselves and swim and even flying.

[Allllrighty then….how do I follow that?] Ahhh,What do you want to do when you grow up?
I don’t want to do anything.
Why not?
Well, now I am saying that I want to be a princess and a fairy and sometimes I want to visit here whenever I want to visit a prince and I’m going to be Sleeping Beauty because I’m going to be living at Disneyland.

[from the other room LaGrande starts laughing…]
HEY!? Shhhh
[it stops with a titter]

Is there anything you can do now that you couldn’t do when you were four?
I couldn’t do a handstand but I could do a donkey-kick and I couldn’t do a backwards somersault, I could only do a forwards somersaults.

[as I’m furiously trying to keep up]

I sure do say stuff fast, huh Daddy!?

Yes WeeOne…among other things.

What’ll ya have?

Well TheMommy has been really tired – she had the shakes a couple of days ago (explained by a sugar low) – then yesterday she was nauseous most of the morning and now today I am staying home from work because she has…well…we’re gonna find out what she has soon.

But let me just say this…if she has what we think she has…it’s name will start with an ‘M’ or maybe an ‘H’.

Hoy, it’s gonna be an interesting day.

Cricket…not the arthropod.

Here I am, up at 02:00 local time, watching a cricket match…strike that…THE cricket match of the year.

India vs Pakistan in the 2011 cricket world cup semi-finals.

I don’t really feel it in my gut, just how important this game is to my friends from India, but at some level I MUST get it because well…here I am. I know that many, many, MANY (all?) Indians and Pakistanis regard this game as the biggest game for their side since 2003 – the last time these sides met in a world cup match. Those same fans are up also in their various offices and homes, watching.

Can’t say I would be here, alone in my office, at this un-holy hour, watching this match if it weren’t for those self same colleagues who took an afternoon last summer to show me and others how to play.

I am, amazingly, mostly tracking the terminology and even some of the more subtle details. I don’t have a good idea of pace and run-rate of this caliber game other than what I can glean from the emotion of the crowd and from the tone of the announcers.

I am very happy that the stream includes English speaking commentary – and that the game didn’t start on IST. 🙂

Go Blues!

Of Potters and Pots

This morning we woke up and wanted to do/make something. LaGrande reminded us of her birthday present last year – a pottery wheel (such as it is).

So she put in the batteries (yes [sigh] it runs on batteries) kneaded the clay and she/we “threw” a few pot-shaped items.

We all got very dirty and scratched a little bit of that “make stuff”-itch.
Later we all painted fish – for a certain, imminent birthday party. (no pics)

The Potter - not Harry.

The Potts - not Mrs.

Flock’a Seagulls

No – not the band.

LaGrande Mermaid (aka a Seagull in this case) starts from the far left in this video of her Animato dance group doing their 1st prize winning rendition of “Positoovity” at a recent dance competition.

“Positoovity” is a number in the Broadway production of “The Little Mermaid”

Take it from a gull who knows.

Because its there

I’m sure there’s any number of reasons, psychologically speaking, for breaking from the norm:

– mid-life *sis
– personal bets
– learning opportunities
– mimicry
– comfort
– discomfort
– celebration

Whatever the cause (I can’t claim to know or even be objective enough to dive in and find out) this is the result.

hair is fair

I guess I could always just say

The Mermaids did it.