Quick. What do you do?
In about half the time it takes to download this picture I had to act.
If you acted like me you might:
mash the brakes (bicycle)
_teeter without gravity over the front wheel, world slowwwing dowwwn
__rewrite your memoirs and contemplate the meaning of the word “is”
___slap the TOP corner of the door with the lobe of your left ear
____bounce back gracefully, time catching up again
_____land “gently” on the sidewalk of Madison and 5th and proclaim
______WHOA!
Neither one of us saw it coming.
Both of us are just fine.
blief 
When did you have the time, and presence of mind, to pull out your camera and take a picture of that door opening in front of you? Also, you forgot to ask the guy to pose with his arm and hand pushing the door open. Hey, wait a minute, that street sign says “Pine Street.” Are you sure you were at the corner of 5th and Madison?
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