My Mermaid

First a little logic problem for you.

Abby is my daughter.
Madison is a mermaid.
Abby is Madison.
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Therefore Abby is Madison and also a mermaid.

OK she is going to be a mermaid…when she grows up.
Oh alright she is at least going to be a mermaid for Halloween next year.

And she has the hair to prove it.

We recently screened the movie Splash at our house about 8 times in 8 days. Well that is a slight exaggeration, it was more like 6 times in 5 days.

And despite some of the sophomoric humor, some PG-13 language, and crude mid 80’s kicks Abby…er…Madison saw right through all that to the heart of the matter. The love story and the mermaid and the kinky hair. Oh and Alan, formerly known as Tom Hanks, now known as me.