Yummy

The Wee One woke up this morning with an urgent service call and yummy legs after a fun and perhaps over-long day yesterday; I will post more on that later.

Actually only one leg was yum and so The Mommy stretched it out for her and massaged it a little bit so that it wasn’t yummy anymore.

I am glad The Mommy was already in the field to take this particular call as I would have required tier three support, for a definition of yummy, and the customers legs would have stayed yummy and tingly well beyond our service level agreement (SLA) for an operation of this nature.

Now that I have placed this episode in the knowledge base repository any tier-one technician should be able to appropriately resolve a service call like this.

Note: Successful resolution assumes adequate understanding of the localized dialect associated with the colloquialism* at oh five hundred in a fog of sleep without adequate lighting, corrected vision, or proper footwear**.

* There is a high level threat that the colloquialism is further obfuscated by the continued use of an oral obstruction device ( OOD) made of plastic or gum of arabic and sugar.

** Technician must be adequately trained to ignore sharp pain inflicted on the instep of a bare foot by heavy and/or hard foreign particles such as an OED (Oxford English Dictionary) or IBD (Improvised Barbie Doll). Legos and jacks are also known to work well for this application.