If you wanna be a cowgirl

Tonight I was half-heartedly playing with The Mermaids and trying to eat a nutritious dinner of corn chex.
The Mermaids are always interested in “stealing” a bite or two using the baby bird method*.
Tonight they helped me clean out three bowls and the last one had a little extra milk(soy) when the baby-birding began in earnest.
I couldn’t keep up with the little tweets and they were so demanding I paused and said,

What do I look like…?

I wasn’t able to come up with anything so Emma smartly filled the space;

You look like a man without a horse.

I have no inkling where that came from but as it turns out…she is so right.


*They just walk up casually and open their mouths usually with an added “ahhhh”.

3 thoughts on “If you wanna be a cowgirl”

  1. … no inkling where that came from but as it turns out…she is so right

    By ” … she is so right“, do you mean to imply that you lost your bike?

    In any case, I gotta agree with “Mom”; another Philosopher in the fold — EGADS!! Help!!

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  2. She masterfully illustrates a rhetorical device: stating an obvious but somewhat random truth sounds profound, and makes the speaker appear wise beyond her years.

    Here, I’ll try one:
    It is better to walk without shoes than to fly without wings.

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