ʎɹɐuoısıʌ ɟo ǝʇısoddo ǝɥʇ

˙ʇuıod ʇɐɥʇ oʇ dn ʇɥbıu ʎɯ ǝpɐɯ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇı ‘ʎɐs ɐʇʇob ı ‘ןןɐ ʇı ɟo ǝɔɹɐɟ ǝɥʇ ʇnq ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʇǝsdn ʎןןɐǝɹ ʎןqɐqoɹd ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ˙buoɹʍ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ oʇ pǝsoddns sɐʍ ı ǝʞıן ǝɹɐʇs ǝʎǝ-ןıʌǝ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇıxǝ ʞɔınb ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ dn ןןɐ ʇı ʍoןןoɟ uǝɥʇ ˙ʎןqɐʇɹoɟɯoɔ buısınɹɔ sɐʍ ı ǝןıɥʍ ʇɹoɟɟǝ ɯnɯıxɐɯ ʇɐ ssɐd-ǝɹ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ puɐ ǝɯ puıɥǝq ǝsoןɔ sǝıqqouʞ ‘ǝʌıssǝɹbbɐ-ǝʌıssɐd ɹnoʎ ɟo punos ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ʎuunɟ ʎןןɐǝɹ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ ˙pǝǝds ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐ sǝǝuʞ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝʌɐǝɥ-ʇsoɹɟ ɐ ǝןpuɐɥ pןnoɔ noʎ ɟı ǝǝs puɐ puıɥǝq ʎɐʇs oʇ pǝuıןɔuı ʇ’usɐʍ puɐ ɹǝʇsɐɟ ɥɔnɯ buıob sɐʍ ı ʇnq qʇɯ ɹnoʎ uo os ɹo 61 buıop ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ‘pǝʇuɐɹb ˙ssǝnb ʎɯ s’ʇɐɥʇ ¿ǝsoןɔ ooʇ sǝssɐd ʇɐɥʇ uosɹǝd ǝɥʇ uo ǝʇɐɥ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ʇou pןnoɥs ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɟo ʇunoɯɐ ʇɐɥʇ uı spuɐɥ ou ɥʇıʍ ǝʞɹnq ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ buıʇɹoʌɐɔ ʇnq ˙ssǝnb ʎןuo uɐɔ ı ‘dn pǝɹıɟ noʎ ʇob ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ’uop ı ‘uɐɯ *
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If you tried to help me out and did what that “intruder” said then you will realize that this is STILL posted on April First. APRIL FOOLS.

˙ɹǝʇǝǝʍs ɥɔnɯ ʇɐɥʇ ןǝǝɟ ןןıʍ ʎɐp sןooɟ ןıɹdɐ ‘ʎɐp ןɐuoısnןǝp uo ɟןǝsɹnoʎ ʞuɐɹd noʎ ɟı

˙ʎןןɐǝɹ ¡ɔıdǝ ǝq ןן’ʇı ˙sʎɐp ʎɹoןb ǝɥʇ ǝʌıןǝɹ ‘uoɯ’ɔ ˙ǝʞɐs sǝɯıʇ pןo ɹoɟ ʇsnظ ‘ɟɟo ǝuo ǝɹıɟ ‘ʞɹɐɯ ɹǝʇɐʍ ɥbıɥ ןɐuıbıɹo ɹnoʎ buıʌǝıɥɔɐ oʇuı ʇuǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ uoıʇɐɹɐdǝɹd ɹo ʇɥbnoɥʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo uoıʇɔɐɹɟ ɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ puɐ ןɐob pǝɥsıןdɯoɔɔɐ ʎןsnoıʌǝɹd ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐʇ ‘ʇs13 ɥɔɹɐɯ uo ‘uǝɥʇ

˙ǝɯoɔ oʇ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɔɐdɯı ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ sdןǝɥ ʇı ˙ɥsǝɹɟ ʇuǝɯǝʌǝıɥɔɐ ɟo ǝsuǝs ʇɐɥʇ dǝǝʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ˙buoן ooʇ ʇou ʇnq ‘ןɐob ʇɐɥʇ pǝɥsıןdɯoɔɔɐ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɹǝʇɟɐ ǝɯıʇ ɟo poıɹǝd ʎןpoob ɐ ɹoɟ…ʇıɐʍ…uǝɥʇ

¡ʇı ɹoɟ obIf you tried to help me out and did what that “intruder” said then you will realize that this is STILL posted on April First. APRIL FOOLS.

˙ןɐob ɹnoʎ uıɐʇʇɐ uɐɔ noʎ ʞɔnן ǝɯos ǝqʎɐɯ puɐ ǝɔuǝbıןıp ɥʇıʍ ˙pɹɐɥ…ʇı ʇɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʇı uɹɐǝן ‘ʇı ʎɹʇ˙ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ ɹǝʌǝu ʇnq unɟ ǝq pןnoʍ ʇɐɥʇ buıssɐd uı ʇnoqɐ ʇɥbnoɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ buıɥʇǝɯos ɟo ʞuıɥʇ ¡ʇı op uɐɔ noʎ ˙ɟןǝsɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ןɐob ɐ buıʇʇǝs ʎq ʇɹɐʇs ˙ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʞuıɥʇIf you tried to help me out and did what that “intruder” said then you will realize that this is STILL posted on April First. APRIL FOOLS.

˙ʞןɐʇ ʎzɐɹɔ ʇsnظ s’ʇɐɥʇ – ʇɐɥʇ ʇnoqɐ buıʞןɐʇ ʇou ɯɐ ı ˙ɹoıʌɐɥǝq pǝsıʌpɐ ןןı ɟo ʇno sǝıʌoɯ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ ǝןdoǝd ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ

˙ǝɟɐs ʇǝʎ ‘pǝsıʌpɐ ןןı ɥʇoq sı ɥɔıɥʍ ɹǝɥʇo ɹo ʇɔɐ ǝɯos oʇuı ɟןǝsɹnoʎ ǝpnןǝp noʎ uǝɥʍ ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɐp ʇɐɥʇ
˙ʎɐp ןɐuoısnןǝp sɐ ʇs13 ɥɔɹɐɯ buıɔunouuɐ ʎqǝɹǝɥ ɯɐ ı ʎɐp sןooɟ ןıɹdɐ sɐ uoıʇıpɐɹʇ pǝıɹoʇs puɐ snoıɹoןb ɐ ɥɔns ɟo ɹouoɥ uı ‘osIf you tried to help me out and did what that “intruder” said then you will realize that this is STILL posted on April First. APRIL FOOLS.

˙ǝpıɹ ɹnoɥ snןd-ǝǝɹɥʇ ɐ oʇuı pǝuɹnʇ ǝpıɹ ɹnoɥ oʍʇ ʎɯ ˙ɹnoɥ uɐ ɹǝʌo ǝןʇʇıן ɐ uı ‘pןoɔ ǝɥʇ ǝɯoɔɹǝʌo oʇ ǝןqɐun ‘puıʍ ʎɥʇןɐǝɥ ɐ oʇuı ǝnʌǝןןǝq ɯoɹɟ sǝןıɯ 01 ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ pǝɥsıuıɟ ı ʇɐɥʇ ‘ʍoן os ˙ʍoן ʎןǝɯǝɹʇxǝ sɐʍ ʎbɹǝuǝ ʎɯ ʇnq sʇsɹnq ʇɹoɥs ɹoɟ sbǝן ʎɯ uı ɥʇbuǝɹʇs poob pɐɥ ןןıʇs ı ǝsnɐɔǝq pǝʞuoq ʎןnɹʇ ı ʎɐs ʇ’upןnoʍ ıIf you tried to help me out and did what that “intruder” said then you will realize that this is STILL posted on April First. APRIL FOOLS.FO

˙spǝǝds ǝsoɥʇ ʇɐ ǝpıɹ ǝɔuɐɹnpuǝ uɐ ɹoɟ ǝdıɔǝɹ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ʇou sı ǝɯ puıɥǝq ʞɹoʍ ɟo ʎɐp buoן ɐ puɐ ‘doʇs oʇ ǝɯıʇ ou ‘ɹǝʇɐʍ ou ‘pooɟ ou

˙ʇuǝɯǝbpnظ ɟo ɹoɹɹǝ ןɐɔıʇıɹɔ ɐ uo pǝssnɔoɟ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ osןɐ sɐʍ ʇı ˙ǝɔɐɟ ʎɯ uı ‘dn pǝʞɔıʞ puıʍ buıuǝʌǝ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ

˙ǝıbbıq ou ‘ɥǝɯ ˙ǝpıɹ ʎɯ oʇ sʞɔoןq ʍǝɟ ɐ pǝppɐ puɐ puɐןʞɹıʞ uı ʇsoן ʇob ı ןıʇun…puɐןʞɹıʞ oʇuı ʇuǝɔsǝp ǝןıɯ ǝǝɹɥʇ ǝɥʇ pǝʎoظuǝ ʎןןɐǝɹ ı ˙poob ʎןןɐǝɹ buıןǝǝɟ sɐʍ ı puɐ – ʇno ǝɔıu os sɐʍ ʇı ˙ǝɔɐd ןnɟɹǝpuoʍ ɐ ʇɐ ןןıɥ ǝɥʇ dn pǝʞuɐɹɔ ı ˙ʇou pıp ɯsɐısnɥʇuǝ ʎɯ ʇnq pǝddoɹp pǝǝds ǝbɐɹǝʌɐ ʎɯ puɐ ɐʇıuɐnظ ʇɐ ןןıɥ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ ı uǝɥʍ

¡ʇǝǝʍɥns ˙ɥdɯ81 ɟo ǝbɐɹǝʌɐ uɐ ʇɐ sǝןıɯ 04 ˙ʎןןɐǝɹ ‘ןɐuoıʇɐɹ – sɹnoɥ 2 ɹǝʌo ʇsnظ ɟo ןɐʇoʇ ɐ uı ǝɯoɥ ʇı ǝʞɐɯ pןnoʍ ı pǝɹnbıɟ ı
*˙buıɔı ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ɹǝʞıq uıɐʇunoɯ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝɔɐɹ ”uǝʌǝ-ʇǝb“ ǝɥʇ
˙ɹǝbboɹɟ ɟo uoısɹǝʌ p3 ɐ ǝʞıן sɐʍ sʇsıןɔʎɔ puɐ suɐıɹʇsǝpǝd ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɟo ןןɐ buıpıoʌɐ ‘ɹnoɥ uɐ sǝןıɯ +22 ʇɐ uɐɯןıb ǝʞɹnq ʇɐןɟ ǝɥʇ buoןɐ buıqɯoq ‘ʇɐǝɹb ʇno pǝʇɹɐʇs ʇı

˙ǝɹoɯuǝʞ ɐıʌ ‘ǝɯoɥ ʎɐʍ buoן ǝɥʇ oıʌןıs ǝʞıqznɹɔ ʎɯ ǝpıɹ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı ‘ʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹnds ǝɥʇ uo ’03:91 ʇɐ os ˙ɯןɐɔ puɐ ɯɹɐʍ ؛ʇno ǝɔıu sɐʍ ʇı ʇɥbıu ʇsɐן