Ni HahNee Tsa MaTsua

Let me ‘splain. …
No there is too much – let me sum up.

I found an app on my phone that translates things on the fly and then repeats them back in the Destination Language.
I’m going to use it to communicate with a guy I see on my ride frequently.

So, while testing it out at home I decided I might be able to reproduce the sounds of the destination language and get English back out.

Hello, how are you doing?
你好,你怎么样? (what I heard – Ni HahNee Tsa MaTsua?)

So I just said it back (what I heard).

Ni HahNee Tsa MaTsua?
Hello hello how do?

HEYYYY – success, at least in my book!
Then TheWeeOne tried.

Ni HahNee Tsa MaTsua?
Hello hello how you how do?

Mommy’s turn – walking in from the kitchen – correcting our bad pronunciation.
And with authority…

Ni Hah Nee Tsa MaTsua?

The thing cranked a little longer for TheMommy?
We waited with bated breath.
It sounded great to me.
In a very proper and beautiful voice it translated

Dog sex.

2 thoughts on “Ni HahNee Tsa MaTsua”

  1. I remember reading a science fiction story where the people carried a translator device that did pretty much what you described; producing an audio translation of a sentence. The hero found himself in trouble when his translator suddenly quit working.

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