Sprout wings

Scenario:
You are on your bike, with the wind in your face, headed for a train station only two miles away. The train is 7 minutes away. You haven’t ridden in four days.
You are coming up to the last light, a straightaway, slight uphill grade after the light with nobody behind you.
There’s a truck, in front.
A delivery truck, stopped at the light in your lane.
But it’s not just any delivery truck, it’s got a big fat, flat back, with a hand truck fastened securely.
Oh and it has an ad on the back;

0 sugar / 0 calories / 0 fatigue

It’s a Red Bull truck, yes Red Bull, and it looks something like this**

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Two questions:
What would you do?
What would blief do?

** (image is a mere re-enactment, because the one thing I didn’t do is snap a picture)

4 thoughts on “Sprout wings”

  1. You left us in too much suspense. Did you make it to the train?

    Two miles in seven minutes is about 17 mph, an admirable pace for going up a grade, but not likely the truck would go that slow.

    You had to either draft that truck or sprout wings. I’m guessing you stopped to change a flat tire.

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  2. I like Bopop’s answer, but I b’lief you did one even better: you reached out and grabbed hold of that securely-fastened hand truck and got a free ride almost all the way to the train — on time!

    Your un-nerved Grandpa.

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    1. Heck no! Y’all must think I’m loonie! Reaching out to grab that hand truck is how you get yourself your very own Darwin Award. 🙂

      I did make the train – because I “grabbed onto his wheel” which is bike racing parlance for “stayed in his draft” up to ~31mph up that grade (about 300M?) until my turn, which was a little harrowing at that speed.

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